Women ALWAYS want guys with dark hair!!! (Disclosure: I am a mildly disgruntled single male with dishwater dark blond hair who has lost many a potential date to some swarthy mediterranean guy with an exotic accent.) My prediction is (from Chandler in "Friends"): "I'm going to die alone... And now I have to go get a snake!" (Confused pause from everyone.) "Because in every apartment building there's a bitter old permanently single guy who's gone slowly nuts and bought a big snake, and all the kids say, 'Run Away from Crazy Snake Man!!! ". Maybe I need to have the doctor change my meds. - - -