I bet the Irish start WW3. It'll go something like this: Patty O'Brian on the phone to Jacques Chiroc: "Yeah, me and the boys are down here and the pub, and we just want to let ya know, we're wagin' war on france." "Oh...well...what's your troop strength?" "Yeah, we got me, Timmy over there, and the whole dart team. That makes about 8. We think we can take ya." "I think it's important that I tell you that france has a troop strength of over 100,000 soldiers." "Yeah, I'll call you back." the next day: "Hey, Chiroc, i want you to know, the war's still on. We've managed to acquire some infantry equipment." "What kind of equipment, Patty?" "Oh, yeah, let's see, we got two tractors, a bull dozer, and a couple of jeeps." "Well, Patty, I think it's important that you know that France has over 400 tanks, 600 armored personnel carriers, and about 200 artillery units. We've also increased our troop strength to 150,000 since we last spoke." "Aye...i'll call ya back." "Hey, Chiroc, the war's still on. We've gone airborne." "What kind of air forces do you have?" "Well, we got ourselves an ultralight we modified with a few shotguns, and we think we can still take ya." "I think you should know that France has a fully equipped air force, we've increased our troops to 200,000, and we have a laser-guided surface to air missile system surrounding the country." "What's that you said about the lasers?" "Laser guided surface to air missiles?" "Aye, I'll call you back." The next day: "Jacques, me and the boys have been talkin...and even though we increased our troops to 16 by adding the dart team from the pub down the street, we're callin the war off." "Well, patty, i'm not surprised, but just out of curiosity, can I ask why?" "Well, Jacques Chiroc, me and the boys have been thinkin it over, and there's just no way in hell we can feed 200,000 freakin french Prisoners!"