Forum: Bryce


Subject: OT - a "gotta share"

Ardiva opened this issue on Nov 04, 2004 ยท 21 posts


3DKids posted Fri, 05 November 2004 at 8:52 AM

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42 must be young, then, cuz every morning when I wake up I could single handedly win the "Woody Wars":-) Sha-wING! I know, too much info...

Gotta Share:(My favorite old man joke)

An old man, named Toshiro, lived alone in the Japanese countryside of Osaka with a pet dog as his only companion. One cold and frosty winter's night, the dog finally died.

Toshiro went to the Dojo in the village and asked the teacher, "Sensei, my faithful dog, Shibu, is dead. Could you be kind enough to hold a funeral for the creature?" Sensei replied, "No, we cannot hold funeral services for an animal in the dojo, ...there's a Buddhist temple down the road a ways, no telling what they believe, but maybe they'll do something for the animal."

Toshiro said, "Domo arigato, I'll go there right now. Do you think 1,000,000 yen is enough to donate for the funeral service?"

The Sensei smiled and replied, "Toshiro, Why didn't you tell me the dog was a judo player?"

~Blind Dog

Message edited on: 11/05/2004 08:55