In all seriousness, you are trying to depict an event that occurs in nature without number. I don't think any creature lays eggs of varying size - albeit that a slight variation is inevitable.

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...