Ah, PayPal is small potatoes. I just found out I missed another exciting NFL match-up as ABC assaulted public decency with naked women jumping on football players. We may just have to nationalize all the TV networks. Strangely I wonder if the flap would have been quite as intense if the woman hadn't been of the Caucasian persuasion and said player a dusky son of Africa? Nah, surely not, this is the 21st century after all.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken