I hope she checks her credit rating periodically. I wouldn't put it past AOL to screw it up. I live in one of the (no doubt many) places in the US of A where you can walk into any hole in the wall and buy a 12 ga. shotgun or a high-powered rifle for yourself or your child about as easily as a six-pack of beer. Anyone selling you a "non health related" vibrator would be arrested. When was the last time you heard of anyone being killed by a dildo? OK, maybe the heavy-duty, AC powered, Sea Biscuit signature model might leave a bruise.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken