Chohole, I like your first one best. :^) For some reason, the image reminds me of the old joke that ends: "Do ye mind if I run it through me kidneys first?"

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy