Cucumbers don't steal money from your purse to buy clothes for Vicky? Two old Jewish women are sitting in the lobby of a Catskills resort. Sophie: "All the young people think about these days is sex. Did you hear that couple talking about mutual orgasm? Oy vey. Doris, did you and Sol ever have mutual orgasm?" Doris: No, I think we had State Farm. Thank you good night!

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken