Attached Link: http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/spanish/script.html

I didn't expect a kind of Bryce Inquisition...

[Cardinals Bryster, Claymor, and F.W. Tempest burst in]

Bryster:"NOBODY expects the Bryce Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, an almost fanatical devotion to Bryce and nice red uniforms!"- (with apologies to Monty Python)