Bryster: "Nobody expects the Bryce Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry are such diverse elements as Prims, Terrains, Symmetrical Latticeseseseses....and er....2d picture objects! And, AND! AND! METABALLS......!!!!!!!!" Claymor: "Pst! You forgot something." Bryster: "Uh?" (Surprised) Claymor:"You forgot the....er..you know..." Bryster:"What?" (angrily) FW:"I know! I know!" (Raises his hand) Claymor:"Its an Inquisition, not a bloody schoolroom!" (Testily) Bryster:"What?" (Getting really p**sed-off) Claymor:"You forgot the HOLY HANDGRENADE OF ANTIOCK!" (raises his hands palm-upwards to heaven) Bryster:"No, I didn't!" Claymor:"Yes, you did!" Bryster:"I didn't" FW: "You did. You did!" (nods head enthusiasticly) Bryster:"That was a different thread altogether!" FW & Clamore: (Together) "Oh no it wasn't" Bryster:"Cut that out!" FW & Clamor:(Together) "What?" Brster:"Saying things together.." FW & Clamore: (Together)"But you said..." Bryster:"I said...oh what's the use? You just can't get the staff these days." (Wonders off looking for a NVIATWAS to torture.....)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...