LT is in Aus! Electro: Thanks for the laugh! Up until recently I'd only seen our Queen on postage stamps. When I actually met her, I didn't know whether to shake her hand or lick the back of her head........

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...