"...none of the above kept Gwyneth Paltrow from naming her child Apple..." Let's all pray that poor youngster's an only child. I can just see the siblings now: Orange, Banana, Pineapple, Grapefruit, Mango, Papaya, Kiwi, Peach, Pear. Is that a family or a frickin' grocery list? Some people have so few brains they oughta be classed as an entirely different species. I hereby nominate her for one.