noggin opened this issue on Dec 06, 2004 ยท 37 posts
XENOPHONZ posted Tue, 07 December 2004 at 5:01 PM
Just in case anyone was wondering, as I am sure you all were, lol, it is possible to ride an ostrich. The only trick is to get on without the thing kicking you to death. You will notice how the legs are wrapped up on the ostrich.
I've also seen them peck people on top of the head.
It looks like that ostrich's beak is tied shut, too.
You've got an unusual product here.
Personally, I wouldn't care to ride one of these into battle..........the bird would probably be angrier at its rider than it would at the enemy.
Of course, your enemy might laugh themselves to death. Especially if the girl riding on the thing was wearing a bikini.
Ah, well......fantasy is fantasy.
Anything's possible.