Mutter in public about how Hitler was right. Go back for "seconds" at communion. Get on an airplane. Begin drinking heavily. Ask the Stewardess if they use Moog parts in the flaps and stabilizer. Mention you used to work for Moog until they let you go because of your drinking. Say, What was that? no, nevermind. Did you hear that?" Start muttering, " sounds like a 21J, Oh God..Oh God!" under your breath at intervals.