I really used to do these when I was in college (hey, I was bored): Walk into an occupied elevator. Press all the buttons so it stops at every floor. Stay on the elevator after everyone else gets off. Walk into an occupied elevator. Press the button for your floor. Face the rear of the elevator. Walk into an occupied elevator. Stand a little too close to another occupant. See if you can make them move without touching them or looking directly at them. Walk into an occupied elevator while carrying an umbrella. After the doors close, open the umbrella. Get off on the same floor as the other occupant. Close the umbrella and walk away.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy