WOOF WOOF WOOF-WOOF! Stoner: Sorry, mate! You ARE the only weirdo around here! The rest of us are just normal, run'o'the-mill stand-up guys, with no hangups or complexes....

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...