Phil: Let's see: British, admittedly lazy and cheap. Recently complaining of a bad back (after shoveling snow). No job yet, so "bone-idle" definitely applies. Now who does that description remind me of... :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy