Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: Share Embarressing Poser Story

almeidap opened this issue on Jan 01, 2005 ยท 15 posts


Lawndart posted Sun, 02 January 2005 at 12:36 AM

When I was working at Curious Labs I was asked to give a demo to some Japanese ladies from our Japan marketing company. One of them was recording the demo with a video camera to take back to show the rest of the marketing group. My Boss says: Show a demo to these nice ladies? I smile and say: Sure! I was testing Poser 5 cameras and had deleted the figure from the scene. I go into the library and load Nude Don. and BAM! Right in front of us is a full screen shot of a big fat penis! They giggled and whispered something in japanese. I try to casually recover by quickly switching to the face camera and shwing them how morph targets work. I say: "See how this works? I turn the dial for the "L" and the mouth makes the "L" position". I'm sitting there like a dumbass buzzing like a chainsaw. "l-l-l-l-l-l-l l-l-l-l-l-l-l-l l-l-l-l-l-l-l". "See the tongue? It's up in the "L" position". They giggled and said something in Japanese. I find out after the demo that the japanese alphabet HAS NO L! They have no friggin L sound at all. Nice graceful recovery right? :)