LOL...I am from Indiana, also...(woohoo). One sure-fire way to get around in an automobile w/o havin' a drivers license is very easily done, at least in rural Indiana. Step number one: Roll around on the ground out in the pasture and purposely hit every fresh cow-pie you can find, coating your dungarees with "Indiana Fresh Air". Step number two: Paint your car, preferrably a model year earlier than 1975, and American made...paint it John Deere green and attach a front loader to the front bumper. For added effect, may want to also add a bush-hog to the rear. Step number three: Learn the local lingo, ie; heck, darn, shucks, shitfire, halbedanged, etc... If you should get pulled over, your excuse list should include the classic but very effective response " Well halbedanged! I aint never needed a license back on the Dang farm! Shucks! I was drivin before I could read a shitfire word! Heck, who needs a darn license when ya drive a darn John Deere?"