I know you've all seen it before (went around the Internet a while back), but given the topic I just couldn't resist. May even provide some inspiration. :-) jon ======== Excerpts From A Dog's Daily Diary 8:00 am- Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 9:30 am- Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite 9:40 am- Oh Boy! A walk! My favorite! 10:30 am- Oh Boy! A car ride! My favorite! 11:30 am- Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 12:00noon- Oh Boy! Kids! My favorite! 1:00 pm- Oh Boy! The garden! My favorite! 4:00 pm- Oh Boy! Kids! My favorite! 5:00 pm- Oh Boy! Dog food! My favorite! 5:30 pm- Oh Boy! Mom! My favorite! 6:00 pm- Oh Boy! Playing ball! My favorite! 6:30 pm- Oh Boy! Sleeping in mom's bed! My favorite! ======== Excerpts From A Cat's Daily Diary Day 183 of My Captivity My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed... Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working according to plan. I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand, has got to be an informant and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time...

 
~jon
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