Lol great selection. And then there are sniglets which are things that do not have an actual word for them. For example, those marks you get on your lower leg after you wear tube socks. There just isn't a word for those! And then theres those times when you attempt to dress yourself and you end up putting both your legs through the same leg-hole in your pants and you are stuck balancing on your feet mashed into a small space while the extra pant-leg hanging off to the side and attracting all sorts of dogs. Find me a word for that and I'll give you a cookie.