One member here used to leave comments that sounded a lot like these, but I think he was actually trying to write sensible comments, and was using Babblefish in an attempt to translate to English from his native language.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy