"...so Victoria must be a freekin' genius." I don't think so. That braincase doesn't have anywhere near the effective size for thought much more beyond the rudimentary needs. you know the needs, don't you? shoes, tops, swimsuits, shoes, pants, lingerie, shoes... no, wait a sec... oops, my bad. Was confusing myself with victoria for a seocnd there...

thou and I, my friend, can, in the most flunkey world, make, each of us, one non-flunkey, one hero, if we like: that will be two heroes to begin with. (Carlyle)