LOL, Brian!!!! I never heard THAT song before!!! Kewl!!!! I love it!!!! "doin' the chicken scratch dance!!!!! THANKS!!!! Ok...well here's my itchy lyrics...dedicated to you nutty, wonderful people who help me during this time of me losin' my mind!! (and no!! it was COMPLETELY intact before i broke my elbow!!!!) I get witchy when I'm itchy; It makes me go insane when i cannot scratch my brain starts to unlatch, and my fury will not be contained!!! I get bitc_y when I'm itchy, and boy do i complain when I cannot scratch my sanity starts to detach, and I need a straight-jacket to be restrained!!! Hey, come on...this is the 21st century where new technology abounds and discoveries are profound, so inventors let me explain... CASTS ARE NOT HUMANE!!! Stop playing with computers; go get yourself a tutor!!!! Find a way to stop my itchies so I won't be so witchy and so freakin' scatterbrained!!!! --t. vernuccio...not quite yet come unglued!!!!