D*mn. Now my vertigo is acting up again. I hope you're all happy. Actually I DO hope you are all happy. Sor-RY if I sounded "SARCASTIC". Sorry, sorry, sorry. :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy