No that only covers the more plausible theories, but doesn't really fit the definition of "cool things" does it? Releasing P6 in March would be fairly cool depending on what it has in it and whether or not it has all the bugs worked out (or at least the majority of them) the others are just corporate musical chairs for the benefit of the stockholders not the company or the products which isn't cool at all.

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