15. Two men are sitting in a boat. They have a pack of cigarettes but no matches or anything else to light up. How do they smoke. (The answer to this one is more or less a pun).

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy