"Not suitable for vegitarians" A sign at the pre-cooked Chicken counter at a supermarket I visited a year or so ago. Made me chuckle at the time :) BTW - I thought it was an unwritten law that us guys never read a manual until we've absolutely and positively tried pressing all the buttons, turned all the dials and opened every compartment we could find. To do so before hand is considered rather un-manly :P saunters off to re-read manual