You poor thing... Worry not, my weekends - probably everybody's else weekends - look alike too :-) (only I feed my hamster instead of walkin dogs ;-) ). My start was almost identical, but I knew about Renderosity before I got my hands on Poser so it was a bit easier. But believe me, you wouldn't like hear me screaming (yup, first contact with Posette and Dork was a big shock). Good luck and welcome among Poseroholics :-)

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