You might be a Poser Purist if. You spent all your money on 250 gigs of Morphing Fantasy Junk, plus a new hard drive to put it on. and now cant afford to buy another app. You might be a Poser Purist if. Youre not very good at post work You might be a Poser Purist if. You really, really, really suck at post work. You might be a Poser Purist if. You suffer from colorblindness and orange people dont bother you much. You might be a Poser Purist if. You were never much into foreplay, so think why bother with this post work crap. You might be a Poser Purist if. You got banned from CGTalk and figure WTF. You might be a Poser Purist if. After seeing Janet Jacksons wardrobe malfunction you think poke-thru is the latest fashion statement. You might be a Poser Purist if. You think saying, I like to push the program makes people believe you work on the cutting-edge. You might be a Poser Purist if. Your girlfriend is a blowup doll, and you find plastic looking people incredibly arousing.