Hang on a minute! 30kb/s ??? What the hell do you need broadband for? This is something that's been bugging me for months now. I got a 56kb/s V90 modem. My d/loads are regularly 2.69kb/s. Where did the rest go? If you're on broadband in the uk, you're suppose to get upto 512kb/s. So what do those users get? This is doing my head in.....

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...