I used the Joshua tree shape and thickened the trunk and altered the distribution. I tried to fix the bark texture, it'll do to demonstrate, I guess :^)

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy