Bandolin: That's a Damn Lie! I do not use Win....er..the 'W' app! I don't use it, never have, wouldn't, couldn't, and even if I did I was on holiday at the time and you can tell 'em I said so.......well.....maybe just the once......and only once....I wasn't feeling very well and I'm feeling much better now..... 'No, you're not!' 'Yes, I am..' (Loud thunking noise) 'Is he dead?' 'Yes, yes...' '2 groats!' 'Here you are...' (Clink of coins) 'Bring out your dead! Bring out your dead' ..AND I was only seeing what the heretics were using...! (Jeez! You only have to LOOK at another app and they'll send the Spanish Inquisition..........)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...