Pakled: 'The cat's arse' = good Bollocks = Zits (See Jasper Carrot - if in doubt consult Drawbridge)

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All the Woes of a World by Jonathan Icknield aka The Bryster

And in my final hours - I would cling rather to the tattooed hand of kindness - than the unblemished hand of hate...