That's lovely. Thank you, sir.

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Once upon a time on the moon ....

Crater Face: "Hi, I'm Crater Face! Welcome to Luna Park. I'll have to confiscate your alcohol, sir."

Bender: "Better mascots than you have tried."

• finishes bottle, jabs it in Crater Face's eye, exits stage right *

Crater Face: "At least I still have my self respect!"

• starts to laugh, but then breaks down and weeps openly *