Forum: Poser - OFFICIAL


Subject: Gallery and forum coordinators required!

KarenJ opened this issue on Feb 11, 2005 ยท 48 posts


KarenJ posted Sun, 13 February 2005 at 5:01 AM

"Fringe benefits"? Well you do get a Renderosity.com email address... that's it I'm afraid.


I know Lyrra and Scott will appreciate this little story I'm going to tell... When I had been doing the coordinator role about 3 weeks, and I had spent an entire Sunday going through the Poser gallery - I mean a WHOLE day, meal breaks and calls of nature only! - I went to bed that night and had a very strange nightmare...

...I was being chased along the top of a strangely fractal-looking cliff, behind me was a naked woman with a sword and huge plastic-looking breasts which defied gravity. No matter her threatening stance with the sword, her expression didn't change and her eyes weren't quite focussed on me. Then after a while she morphed into a man (gotta love the unimesh) who was still naked and expressionless and who... took off his genitals and threw them at me! This missile bounced off my head and fell into the sea...

At this point I woke up, but was unable to explain to my husband exactly what was so horrible about my dream!

From that day forward, I have to check the NVIATWAS pics with my hands over my eyes ;-)

Totally true story!

Monty Python fans may recognise the similarity to the "Condemned Man" sketch at the end of "The Meaning of Life" and indeed, I had watched a rerun of this I think the previous night ;-)


"you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love." - Warsan Shire