"That newbie sheet should also teach them how it is polite to search first" I guess the problem is sometimes you do not know, what to search for... One of the more common questions is the one where the answer is turn off smooth polygon for that figure/prop. Now, which word would you enter into the search box? Just remember, that you're new to the program and all you see is some weird behaviour of some items in your scene? Ultimatly this will lead to a post with a topic like... "help - weird behaviour of some items in my scene" ;)

Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present.