Her Serene and Beneficent Highness thanks you for your tribute to her. Her Worshipfulness understands that not all of her subjects feel worthy of rendering her in the fullness of her sublime and utter radiance. Do not be dismayed thus. All are worthy of indulgence in Her Majesty's penultimate pulchritude. Start slowly, perhaps a little more dollettoday,something more tomorrow. Soon you will have a tribute worthy of being granted an indulgence. May I also suggest that you meditate on the mantra 'The Beatific Beauty of the Buxom and Bountiful Bosom.' There is a small cult who insist on depicting Her Magnificence in less than the appropriate minimum 36DD manner. These people are heretics and it is said that in the final days, they will be burned in the fiery furnace of the MilDragon's breath.

"Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance." - H. L. Mencken