Michelle, funny you should say that, there was a very amusing article in our tabloid yesterday about a man who got caught trying to siphon petrol from a motorhome by disconnecting the fuel pipe. Unfortuntaly he got the wrong pipe and ended up with a mouthful of sewage.... THAT's a potty mouth! Cyn, You be darn right - little spud is an Orange belt in karate and has sussed out that hitting a guy in the nads hurts plenty.... as I found out in the middle of a shop last week..... Tibby, ah, now what you are describing sounds like Charva's.... Burberry caps? Tracksuits? Elizabeth Duke jewellery? "How, mista, gizza tab..... wotya mean ye diven't smoke? Ah'll just gan back tiv school, then, me mates'll have some" Yeah. They're so difficult to insult properly, coz you know they have no idea how bad what you're calling them really is..... I do beleive that when these lifeforms have matured they move to Scotland and eat battered Mars bars...... that right aangus?!? snigger (",)