I would because, because, because, because, because. Because of the wonderful things it does. plus, I love to torture myself I bought the thing already ... and it comes in a box, and includes Judy's replacement, who appears to be a fox

Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together.
All things connect......Chief Seattle, 1854