Maybe if I...nope. Well, maybe...no. Oh, I know! I could...dang. I give up. I'll just surf a while... LOL, a frustration I know all too well.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy