Congratulations, you win the "March Most Suggestive-Sounding Thread Headline"! :^) From time to time, we all need help with a body part.

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy