"Romania: Don't worry, Draculaz keeps pretty much to himself" And equal time on my own turf: "Tennessee: Less in-bred than you think" or "Tennessee: Come for the music, leave because you're sick of it"

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy