Come to Rumania, your adopting country
Rumania, if you'll stick your neck out for us, we'll bite
Rumania- why the Sultan and his army stuck around
Rumania- we put the 'scu in 'old scu'
The French can be rude- come to Rumania, we're nicer (ok, that was lifted from an old movie about crazy people, but what the hey)
Hey Librarians!- come to Rumania, and give the Bucharest
Rumania- old World Values, Chicago-Style Presidential retirement plans..;)
Rumania- that ol' Gypsy magic
Pardon me boy, is this the Transylvania Station? (another old movie..;) all right, I've ragged enough..sorry Drac, I really don't know enough about Rumania to help..good luck.

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)