The first rule of Wait Club is "You do NOT talk about Wait Club." The second rule of Wait Club is "You do NOT talk about Wait Club." The third rule of Wait Club is "If someone taps out or goes limps, the wait is over." The fourth rule of Wait Club is "No belts and no shoes." The fifth rule of Wait Club is "Waits will go on as long as they have to." The final rule of Wait Club is "If this is your first night at Wait Club, you have to wait."