illusions opened this issue on Jan 19, 2001 ยท 96 posts
LoneRanger posted Mon, 22 January 2001 at 9:59 PM
Ya knows, pardon ma ignorance cause ahm just a plumb local with a stiff noggin. Ma pappy darn teld me many times thet when ya's gets ruffians swarmin' ya and mekin' a big heckle outta yer undergarmets then gets em back wit ther own medacine. Ah just can't be serius nun when ahm sein stuff ta mek me wrassle wit me insides not ta laff profoosly. Ah declare, if ah dont stop chucklin' me innards wil split at tha stitches ah got from tha whoopin' ah got. Ahs reaaly surry for ma lammering posts, bruised brane dos darn things, like ma stubburn muule. Dang getin' woorse fer ware tooo.