Oooooh-french...Louis Pastuer?...Polly Vue E~ CRACKER?... CREPE SUZETTTE...Or Crepe Paper?...Hmmmmmm... How to be french by Mugsey: #1 - Be overbearing and pretentious and act like you know everything - even if your dirt poor and have an IQ of -14... #2 - Gag on every other syllable and refuse to wear socks... #3 - Bath once a month - and don't shave your pits - especially if your a girl... #4 - Be bulimic - eat lots of pastry and then barf it back up - especially if your a guy... #5 - Listen to music that's either way too "Go Go ' a Techno", or that's at least ten years out of date... #6 - Develope an un-natural and creepy obsession with department store mannequins...