#10 - keep aqaurium fish in one of those vertical octagonal column aqauriums - but let all the fish die and make the water mirky - then place the aqaurium in a place of proud prominence where everybody that comes to your door can see it. #11 - start a wine rack, even though you live in a one room efficiency apartment with a hotplate for a kitchen and a bathroom so small that the shower and toilet are practically incorporated in an unholy merger as a single personal hygene appliance...