Is that a Train Depot?

I'd be glad to attend. Just like when the Democrats came knocking one day asking for my party affiliation, I told them: "The one with the open bar!"

I've got a half gallon of Rot-Gut Vodka and some Fruit Punch Mixer I can bring. Shall I bring the bowl? Do you have the ice?

Yank My Doodle, It's a Dandy!