So why should we women touch the seat after you men put it up to take a wiz? They should make a spring coil we can attach to toilet seats so they just jump back into place after 'he' forgets to put it back! tynana, why should we clean his thrown? After a while, maybe put some dysinfectant and insecticide beside his toilet as a reminder for when things get too harsh and outhouse like. Did you happen to hear about the guy who went to some popular coffee place and had to take a wee and while he was enjoying a good splash the toilet seat fell on his winky? He tried to sue for aching bruises, not sure how that went. So what the heck was he so close for? He must have been either hugging the toilet or trying to rinse it off!